THE BOOK OF DADA

1 - GENESIS
In the beginning, there was nought. There was only the lord DADA, and feeling bored, he created the Cheese World, and he populated it with the First Men. These First Men enjoyed their world, but quickly grew bored, and moved out to another world.
DADA felt no wrath, but neither did DADA feel appreciated. It was only when the First Men decided to return that DADA sought someone to convey DADA's message to them. That man was to be the new settler, Hibot3000, the one with little prior experience.
With honour and talent to back them up, Hibot3000 and Minth_11 settled elsewhere in DADA's creation, declaring it SMPVideo Season 2. It was then that DADA chose to reveal Himself to Hibot3000, and tell him of his word and his world. He was to be enlightened.
DADA instructed Hibot3000 to teach the ways of DADA to the First Men, since DADA was afraid the First Men would ignore him once more. So he told the First Men about DADA, first subtly in Episode 5, and then overtly in Episode 6. The First Men were enlightened with his help. The end.

2 - WAY OF LIFE
DADA is a modest god, and does not demand much from DADA's people. All DADA demands is appreciation for DADA's work, in any way possible, at any suitable time. After all, if not for DADA, you would not have settled here, let alone do great things.
There is no code by which to live except appreciation, which is why you need to know DADA's preferences. DADA is fond of potatoes, the yellow food growing beside the blue stream of water. Those are also his favourite colours, and wearing them both shows your appreciation.
In addition, DADA requests that His name not be taken in vain, and that it be mentioned at least once when referred to, as this book demonstrates. Finally, all prayers must end in PRAISE DADA, or it is not genuine, and DADA does not appreciate insincerity.
For the rest, DADA did not create this world for you to be limited by it. It is not a test of strength: it is for leisure and pleasure. Anything is allowed in the name of sportsmanship or appreciation, and one means the other to DADA.

PRAISE DADA